Comedic Illustration Lover Pillows

Next time youwant to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper!

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Pastries and Candy

Pushy Dog

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

Death Beggar

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Billy's clean room.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

'I hate half moon.'

"You finished with that bath water?"

T-rex

The Ed Sheeran Room

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

Tetanus Jab

"We got a problem, Mrs. Claus got the sleigh in the divorce."

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'