Comedic Art Lovers Pillows

'Perhaps you'd better leave the topiary to me, Jarvis...'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Pushy Dog

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I knew you'd understand."

Jumble Sale

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Drawing board disaster.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"I'm under a restraining order."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'