Comic Illustrator Gifts

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

My God, I need to fart.

Swiss army knife

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Jurassic Pork.'