Comical Illustrator Gifts

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Bubble gum leaves

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Caterpillar Portrait