Illustrator Gifts

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Them's fighting words."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Bad Children's Book #68 - The Very Hungry Tapeworm.

Imminent deadline.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

A horse-drawn carriage.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Art Gecko.

Charles Addams.

"Don't get me wrong, it's a charming story! We just think it would work better if someone famous wrote it."

The new neighbor wasn't a bad guy. He just wasn't drawn that good.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Self-Portrait

Amateur and Professional Doodles

"And it's Moby Richard to you!"

'I'm sorry, but you've outgrown this cartoon panel!'

Man sees optical illusion stanchions at MC Escher Bank.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Rapunzel in the Morning

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Cliff hopscotch

'So!'

Cartoonist wanted

Drawing board disaster.

Hans Holbein

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Artists Cats

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.