Illustrator Pillows

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Them's fighting words."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Bad Children's Book #68 - The Very Hungry Tapeworm.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Imminent deadline.

"Don't get me wrong, it's a charming story! We just think it would work better if someone famous wrote it."

Art Gecko.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Charles Addams.

Self-Portrait

The new neighbor wasn't a bad guy. He just wasn't drawn that good.

Police artist drawing a snarling dog while an injured cat desribes him

Amateur and Professional Doodles

A horse-drawn carriage.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Cartoonist wanted

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Rapunzel in the Morning

At the Laff-a-Mint

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I can't seem to get started. I must have, 'Artist's block'!'

"That's the flag we'll fly atop our pirate ship!"

"And it's Moby Richard to you!"

'Dek, is my speech bubble straight?'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

Deer Model

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."