Comedic Illustration Collector Gifts

Horse Race

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Surf Casting

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Apple Pie Abduction

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Pushy Dog

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Santa called but you were out!

"Moulting"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Cat and Dog Bike

"You never take me in your arms!"

Coot on a jetty

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

The African Plains during the 70's.

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

To diet or not...?

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Rhino bird in the rain

Private View.

The hangman's badinage

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

Nicholas congratulates Arthur Gride on his wedding morning