Comedy Illustration Collector Gifts

'I hate half moon.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Moulting"

The End is Nigh

The Karate Kitten.

"You never take me in your arms!"

Coot on a jetty

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

To diet or not...?

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

Polly want a cracker?

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'