Comedy Illustration Collector Gifts

'I hate half moon.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Moulting"

The Karate Kitten.

The End is Nigh

"You never take me in your arms!"

Coot on a jetty

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

To diet or not...?

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Polly want a cracker?

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."