Comedy Cartoon Collectors Gifts

'Gone out - your skyscraper is in the oven.'

Cat planning aquarium break in...

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

Christmas tree angel - "Ouch!"

A member of the Mafia checking out Youse Tube.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

Love at First Sight

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Cat box"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.