Comical Collectors Gifts

Occu-Pie Mars

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Selling lemon latt�

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'