Comedic Cartoon Collector Gifts

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

To diet or not...?

'I had to get a temporary second job -- all our kids needed braces.'

"Your business is important to us, so we'll be perfectly honest..."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

Vulture Waiting Outside Bar with Car Keys.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Love at First Sight

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.