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'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

To diet or not...?

'I had to get a temporary second job -- all our kids needed braces.'

"Your business is important to us, so we'll be perfectly honest..."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Vulture Waiting Outside Bar with Car Keys.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

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"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'