Collector Of Funny Illustrations Gifts

'I like to think I make a difference.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Moulting"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

The End is Nigh

"You never take me in your arms!"

Coot on a jetty

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Rhino bird in the rain

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

The hangman's badinage

Golfer in a tree.

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'