Collector Of Funny Illustrations Prints

'I like to think I make a difference.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

Apple Pie Abduction

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Moulting"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Cat and Dog Bike

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"You never take me in your arms!"

The End is Nigh

Coot on a jetty

Pampered Pets.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Alcoholic's X-Ray

Rhino bird in the rain

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

The hangman's badinage

Golfer in a tree.

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'