Funny Illustrations Gifts

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Ways to mount a horse

A woman emptying trash into a shoe shop sign

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Dragon and Dragoff

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Smart and ambitious, Fido has his own paper route!

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Chippunks

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'You're all fired for incompetence!'

Things we need to acknowledge

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'