Cartoon Illustrations Gifts

Barbara Started Having Hot flushes

Pants on Fire

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Dragon and Dragoff

Snowman of the Apes

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Young Gums

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Way too much tongue!"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Smart and ambitious, Fido has his own paper route!

Covid vaccines

Caber