Cartoon Art Gifts

Glasnost

'I told him not to install central air.'

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

"Somebody must have a Franc!"

"Where did you say you studied liposuction?"

(Visual gag) Fish Oil - Olive Oil - Turmoil / A messed up man suffering from his own personal turmoil getting a couple of bottles of TURMOIL

"Yes, they're fake. I'm not really a shrink. But that's not why we're here, is it?"

The American Nightmare.

Quit complaining. You're not the only one around here who feels burnt out.

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

Mohamed Salah

Man with giant fishing net

"Don't worry, son.. everyone goes through the awkward teenage years."

Different lanes for 'old money' and 'new money' in a Financial District.

Global warming in the poles

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Health on Wheels' checks the health of a house

"Who's next?"

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

'I hate surprises!'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Memory School.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

What's the problem? Pre-menstrual tension! (man has knife in his back).

Alligators and Crocodile

Anti-social mobility order.

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

'You're GOOD!'

The First Black Man on the Moon

Joe's Tuxedos

Nun Breaking Wind

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

'It's great to see you but you know you're supposed to squeeze from the bottom.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.