Cartoon Artistry Gifts

'Heehee, that tickles!'

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."