Cartoon Artistry Mugs

'Heehee, that tickles!'

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

Claus 2.0

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Trump pardons

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."