Cartoonist Mugs

This is your brain on cartoons

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Fly on the wall meet Elephant in the room and Skeleton in the cupboard.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cartoon Pagiarism: 'Hey! That's my idea!' (man running off with cartoon lightbulb).

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Seven Words You Can't Say in a Cartoon

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

"Look who's forgotten their keys again!"

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

"I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

'I don't get it.'

"Quick, everyone! Thog's invented the cartoon situation!"

"I huffed and I puffed and I blew their house down, and now my head's hot and I ache all over."

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."

"Hi, I'm a cartoonist, I notice you've been using my cartoon on your website..."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"At least these mountains of plastic waste will keep us dry from rising sea levels."