Cartoonist Pillows

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

This is your brain on cartoons

Cartooning for Psychopaths.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

'It's a copyright thing.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Fly on the wall meet Elephant in the room and Skeleton in the cupboard.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cartoon Pagiarism: 'Hey! That's my idea!' (man running off with cartoon lightbulb).

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Seven Words You Can't Say in a Cartoon

"Somebody must have a Franc!"

"Look who's forgotten their keys again!"

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

"I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel."

'I don't get it.'

"Quick, everyone! Thog's invented the cartoon situation!"

"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Flying pig in glass case. Sign reads: Break glass in the event of Tory victory.'