Cartoonist Wannabe Pillows

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."