Future Cartoonist Pillows

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

When I grow up, I want to be a cartoonist.

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Torturing the English Language

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Glance Exchange

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"