Cartoonist Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh J.D. he's full of it. You should know that by now." "Dammit Mr. President how much of that do you have in you?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Torturing the English Language

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"