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Mayhem, Inc. Part 13

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Torturing the English Language

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Reagacentennial

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"