Cartoon Art Admirers Mugs

"It doesn't work. You still look like a unicorn."

Cute Yellow Bear

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Ahhh...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra