Cartooning Aficionados Mugs

'Your test results have come in - and, as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Horror movies

Reagacentennial

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'