Cartoon Art Admirers Pillows

"It doesn't work. You still look like a unicorn."

Cute Yellow Bear

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Backfire

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Reagacentennial

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.