Cartoon Art Fans Pillows

Laura Ingraham and David Duke

'I want nice man-bag.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'