Cartoon Art Fan Pillows

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'I'm the nose,ear and throat man...'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

The Perils of Organizes Religion

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

A bunch of sharks swim towards a nuclear explosion.

Shakira

Katrina Pierson

Konstantin Chernenko

Man with a cigarette for a head.

Jilted bride.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...