Cartoon Fans Pillows

You can't smell an online profile...

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'

Plastering the cracks.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

Gen X in the Golden Years.

'Aye, laddie, we do have an employee incentive program!'

Seven Dwarfs...The Later Years.

'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'

"I've never seen Mom this angry before."

'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Santa running down the street after tow truck towing away sleigh and reindeer

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

Another victim of disorganised crime

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."

School Crossing.

'On average, a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So, when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'

"Sousa's back!"

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."