Cartooning Fan Pillows

"You must have been a very, very bad snowman!"

A smiling white rabbit

Cartoons to Order

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Your shoe's untied.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dog walking Human.

Support group for sheep.

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'