Cartoon Cat Fan Pillows

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Support group for sheep.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."