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'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Support group for sheep.