Cartoonist Appreciation Gifts

"You were talking to yourself?- Good for a moment I thought you had one of these dreadful mobile phone things!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Early photobombing

Shampoo.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"