Cartoonist Appreciator Gifts

I got hungry and ate my carrot: Now I'm hopelessly lost...'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Why Cows Leave Home

'Check out the old dude.'

"Touché"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

A Tumble Cow

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Downsizing.

Pea

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"