Cartoonist Appreciator Pillows

I got hungry and ate my carrot: Now I'm hopelessly lost...'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Why Cows Leave Home

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Check out the old dude.'

"Touché"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

A Tumble Cow

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Downsizing.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Pea