Cartoonist Appreciation Pillows

"You were talking to yourself?- Good for a moment I thought you had one of these dreadful mobile phone things!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Torturing the English Language

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Early photobombing

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

Where Indian ink came from.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"We're odd looking but just as good."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Glance Exchange

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.