Cartoonist Admirer Gifts

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Cat Has A Dream

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Gooseberry Fool...

Fist Bumper Cars

"Nuts to you, too."

Nun Fight.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Beware of Falling Notice.

Cricket Accidents.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

The Fall of Gnome

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'