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"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Cat Has A Dream

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Nuts to you, too."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Fist Bumper Cars

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Gooseberry Fool...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Nun Fight.

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'