Cartoon Appreciation Gifts

"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"

'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'

'Bloody immigrants! You come over here and fix our leaking sink...'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

Don Quixote Update.

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

The Evolution Of Obesity.

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no! no! no!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

Stop pay toll.

'Don't just sit there! Give me a hand!'

"So Jehova, you say this man drove straight into you. Got any witnesses?"

"Sorry for merging into you. You were in my blind spot."

'Obese Children' road sign outside school

IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'

'May I have a word with you?'

The Next Generation of Smart Weapons; Think Tank.

"Any advance on 'cat wazz'?

'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'

Doctor Sees Patient with Dollar Sign Scar

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

"I've enjoyed our bonding time together, son."

'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'

"Where did all the big things with food go?"

"PHEW!!"

Why Cows Leave Home

"No problem, I just took a leak and didn't get around to washing my hands either."

A home where the buffalo roamed.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Here's your problem! (tv lodged in brain)

Chicken Nightmares

Osteo-pierogies