Classic Cartoon Appreciation Gifts

A greedy cabman

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"Touché"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

A Tumble Cow

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Don't distress yourself, when I said he was on our critical list, I just meant that he's been critical about the food, the staff, and everything else!"

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.