Classic Cartoons Gifts

The Bottle- Husband Sacked- Clothes Pawned for Drink Money

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Vaccines vs Variants

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'