Classic Cartoons Gifts

The Bottle- Husband Sacked- Clothes Pawned for Drink Money

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Tuesday Never Comes

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Sloth 10K.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Vaccines vs Variants