Cartoon Classics Gifts

'Sorry! I didn't know it was loaded.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"John and Sidney work in human relations."