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Cartoon Historians Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for a history buff with a flair for creativity? Our cartoon historian collection combines educational passion with playful style, making history engaging and fun. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, these items are designed for those who love to delve into the past with a smile.
Occu-Pie Mars
"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
Lactose Intolerant
"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."
A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
A caveman paints from life
Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!
Reagacentennial
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"
"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.
"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."
'It's an extinction notice.'
Love Conquers All
"Let's get ready to bumble!"
"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."
'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
Trump leaving
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
Cartoon Historians Gifts Collection
Cartoon Historians Mugs
Discover a range of cartoon historian mugs perfect for history lovers who appreciate a humorous take on the past. Browse now for your next favorite beverage partner.
Cartoon Historians Pillows
Explore our cartoon historian pillows to bring humor and historical charm into your living space, combining comfort with educational fun.
Cartoon Historians Prints
Browse our collection of cartoon historian prints to add a whimsical, historic touch to your home or office, inspiring conversations and curiosity.
Cartoon Historians T-Shirts
Find the perfect cartoon historian t-shirt to celebrate your passion for history with playful, clever designs that start conversations and smiles.