Cartoon Historians Pillows

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Trump leaving

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Love Conquers All