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'There goes the neighbourhood!'

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.