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'There goes the neighbourhood!'

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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Atomic Bear: Part 22

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Family Joules: Part 22

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."