Cartoon Buffs Pillows

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Why is everyone always sending each other selfies?

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

COUGH COUGH!

"That's what we look like naked??"

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'