Cartoon Buff Pillows

'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'

'Nah. They're not interesting until the 200th year.'

'We're agreed then - no more purring or tail wagging until our demands are met.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Woman files God's nails.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Box reads - Grow an extra foot in a week! (man has foot coming out of his head).

"Maybe we should have asked for an estimate?"

'I was making a snow angel in the street and got ran over.'

Evil Villain.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"See, you were all worried for nothing!"

"Something must have spooked him..!?"

"Despite how territorial we are, in this case, we have to learn to share!"

Cat and Cow

Did you double dip?

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Toilet for dogs.

Hyenas as Pets

"Ah, ha!... You told me you were at bingo last Tuesday!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"I didn't know this was an ape bar. For the record, I'm not simian."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

He's a Labradoodle crossed with a sofa

Europe has too few vaccines

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

Naked Man and Black Bar Guy

Caveboy

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout